So I'm ugly. Give me a break! I've been a zombie a long time!

Just like humans, when zombies get older, they get damn ugly.

When people fall down, i stomp on them.

dead

This woman was ugly, so i decided it best that i hit her with rocks and burn down her house.

children

i hate them

This is the best and most famous zombie hunter ever. One time, i got in a fight with him, cause i figured he was just another stupid human, and i wanted his philly cheese steak sandwich. He kicked my ass, and then ran over my head once or twice. I've got nothin' but respect for that guy. I heard they made a movie about him.

mystery man

Can you guess who this man is? I guessed Zombie tucker.

Other Relatives

I forgot where i am